I hug a book to my chest after I finish it.
What’s your reading secret?
I rub the cover when I’m all done, like you rub a loved one’s back.
and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
life after death
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTthis is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries
"Forest of the dead"
If you drilled a hole straight through the earth
and jumped in,
it would take approximately forty two minutes and twelve seconds
to get to the other side.
If you leave me,
it will take years for me to wash you out of my sheets,
and even then, I am not sure I would want to.
There are reasons we do not drill through the Earth
and there are reasons I do not want to imagine you leaving,
both are too complicated to get into over breakfast this morning.
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
Every day when I take the shuttle to and from work, I’m struck by the weird tension between thinking all humans are spectacular tiny universes and not wanting any of those universes to make eye contact.
*white dog owner voice* i am not a dog OWNER, I hate the connotation of that word…as if they’re a SLAVE...
At the beginning of the night:
After a few drinks:
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag...
When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of...
"talk dirty to me"